Are you too old to Trick-or-Treat anymore? Are you stuck at home tonight, or perhaps going out with the wee little ones to trick-or-treat by proxy? Join your friends at DisMissive in relishing the predictable trends of a night spent with children and candy and doorbells. Choose and download any of the cards below, or play a mobile, interactive version here! Tweet us a screenshot or picture of your winning card @ReadDismissive with the hashtag #TrickOrBingo2016!